re: sneaky trips away from your desk
Be discrete. Of course there are days when sitting at your desk is miserable and you need a lap around the office or to the local coffee shop. Unfortunately, you make this a habit and your office neighbors will be suspicious of your behavior. (oh… and if you’re going to have sex in the bathroom, please do it at home)
Obviously, watching your officemates partake in the same routines is an intriguing way to pass the time. It’s best to avoid this kind of attention and avoid patterns. Just be careful not to get a restraining order from the neighboring cube.